One has
to make himself sure that there is no mosquitoes in the room if he want to
sleep nicely in night. Specially after having an accident (or incident), which
I experienced last night. As per my looser like condition, it is better to say
it was an ‘accident’ not ‘incident’.
After
doing ‘nothing’ the whole day, I was very tired. Yes of course, doing nothing a
whole day can make anybody tired. As I was tired and wanted to sleep, I was lying
on my dearest bed. Before I fell asleep, an entire army of mosquitoes attacks
on me. As I am very non-violence and peace loving guy, so I ignored the first
attack of enemy army. After all I didn’t want any fight in midnight. But then,
one soldier of enemy army started singing an irritating song in my right ear.
After that, the whole army started singing the same irritating song one by one
in my right and left ear respectively. For their irritating performance, they
really deserve clapping. So I did some clapping for them (I hope you understand
what I mean). Due to my special Clapping attack, one of them got ‘Shahid
’
. But this was not enough.
They were in a form an army but I was alone, a single warrior. This was too
unfair.
I
decided to use my weapons. I used my first weapon which is called Fan. Fan will
create a storm in which enemy army will blow away. But using Fan in this winter
season was not a good idea. Not gong on their size, mosquitoes are one of the
most horrible creatures by their look. I don’t know why God creates them, they
are really useless. I decided to use my ‘Brahma-astra’ which is ‘All-Out’. According
to T.V. advertisements it kills mosquitoes. But in reality, I was not sure
about this till yesterday. But now I am absolutely sure about this. This is as
useless as those shitty mosquitoes. I had no other option than using my
clapping attack again. Although some other weapons are also present in market
like Racket (which look is no more different from a Badminton Racket) and coils
which creates smoke with a fragrance, but unfortunately I had none of them at
home. During Clapping attack, I was feeling like a Bollywood hero who beats all
the goons alone. After attempting about 15-20 clapping attack, I reached at a
conclusion. I cannot beat them. After all I am not Rajnikant. I covered each
& every part of my body by Blanket and started trying to sleep but
unfortunately I did not sleep all night. I lost my battle against mosquitoes.
